The Vulgar One

itsbiancaboo: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:50:17 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

THAT’S PERFECT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:45:48 -0400

vintageblack2: Debutante Ball In Harlem

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:45:14 -0400

vintageblack2:

Debutante Ball In Harlem

damarassexychopsticks: snake-lovers: Oun Sambath and his pet...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:43:25 -0400

damarassexychopsticks:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

is this some voldemort shit

octupac: yes this is exactly what I was looking for

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:40:45 -0400

octupac:

yes this is exactly what I was looking for

fearlessjolie: She is waaay too perfect

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:40:40 -0400

fearlessjolie:

She is waaay too perfect

beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:58:13 -0400

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

godsdammitk: hatsuu: you came to the wrong neighborhood...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:57:58 -0400

godsdammitk:

hatsuu:

you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:57:52 -0400

The only way I’ll give you my expert opinion is if we cut a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:57:37 -0400

The only way I’ll give you my expert opinion is if we cut a deal, right now.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:56:22 -0400

askgeorgebush: when will my erection show who i am inside

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:38 -0400

askgeorgebush:

when will my erection show who i am inside

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:30 -0400

red-bloody-tears: nickholmes: This may be the filthiest thing...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:18 -0400

red-bloody-tears:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.

I want one

playdated: barbie.com is like one of the only websites my school hasnt blocked and its really...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:55:08 -0400

playdated:

barbie.com is like one of the only websites my school hasnt blocked and its really hilarious because everyone goes on and does barbies makeup when theyre bored and at least twice a day someone forgets to turn off their volume so you hear the music for like a second and the teacher is just so uncomfortable and confused and i love it

pizzaforpresident: yolanswag: pizzaforpresident: Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:52 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

yolanswag:

pizzaforpresident:

Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.

just never capitalize! lol

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Follow for more Yolo Swag! ☆ :･ﾟ✿

Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol

x-ayebeecee: 90 shades of burnt.

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:35 -0400

x-ayebeecee:

90 shades of burnt.

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:26 -0400

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:13 -0400

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:04 -0400