- Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
- Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
- Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
- Me: OH GOD WHY
- Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
offending people just comes naturally to me i don’t even need to try
im totally offended that i don’t get filthy anonymous messages on at least an hourly basis
Really though, you guys need to do better.